hcniftuocs: Talking about the future make me anxious because I don’t have a set future, just loads of cruising along being shit at things
beyoncebeytwice: is everything expensive or am i just poor
drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
timbremauve asked: Love of mine some day you will die, but I'll be close behind. I'll follow you into the dark.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.